This is safe right, guys? Right? >_>

Here I am in Yellowstone National Park, on the last leg of my round the world trip.

It's cool, but there are scary packs of wolves wandering around! What if I get eaten? What if I fall in a geyser or something? What if I'm trampled by herds of bison???
I want to go home. I just want the familiar taste of baby flesh and not worry about whether or not I like this country's particular method of preparing babies.


This is the last travel blog from me, so let's finish it with a nice round of baby related food!

1. Baby sheep = Lamb! Delicious with plenty of apple sauce and steamed veg.
2. Baby cow= Veal! A bit controversial, but if you're gonna drink milk, you're gonna get veal.
3. Baby goat= Kid/Cabrito! Popular in countries where the consumption of pig is not allowed.
4. Baby deer= Venison! Although I heard it's actually illegal to kill baby deer...

See, eating babies isn't so bad.

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