It's not my fault the Eiffel Tower is blocked by my head, I'm not the one taking the picture!

Bonjour from Paris! I'm in FRANCE. I have eaten so much FRENCH food and talked to a lot of FRENCH movers and shakers (ooh la la!). Eaten SOOO many FRENCH babies!

There is so much shopping to be done. I might go up that tower in a bit. My personal assistant says it's very windy up there and I might get blown away, but what does she know? Obviously not that my head also doubles as a piggy bank so the weight of the coins in me will obviously keep both feet firmly on the ground, DUH!

By the way, my net is out in this week's issue of BattleBabies! magazine. Buy it, cut out my net, build me and fill me with money! Then you could have the edge in a baby-eating battle? Or just have a nice place to store your pennies.

BUY IT RIGHT NOW

Merci beau-coup!