This is safe right, guys? Right? >_>

Here I am in Yellowstone National Park, on the last leg of my round the world trip.

It's cool, but there are scary packs of wolves wandering around! What if I get eaten? What if I fall in a geyser or something? What if I'm trampled by herds of bison???
I want to go home. I just want the familiar taste of baby flesh and not worry about whether or not I like this country's particular method of preparing babies.


This is the last travel blog from me, so let's finish it with a nice round of baby related food!

1. Baby sheep = Lamb! Delicious with plenty of apple sauce and steamed veg.
2. Baby cow= Veal! A bit controversial, but if you're gonna drink milk, you're gonna get veal.
3. Baby goat= Kid/Cabrito! Popular in countries where the consumption of pig is not allowed.
4. Baby deer= Venison! Although I heard it's actually illegal to kill baby deer...

See, eating babies isn't so bad.

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It's not my fault the Eiffel Tower is blocked by my head, I'm not the one taking the picture!

Bonjour from Paris! I'm in FRANCE. I have eaten so much FRENCH food and talked to a lot of FRENCH movers and shakers (ooh la la!). Eaten SOOO many FRENCH babies!

There is so much shopping to be done. I might go up that tower in a bit. My personal assistant says it's very windy up there and I might get blown away, but what does she know? Obviously not that my head also doubles as a piggy bank so the weight of the coins in me will obviously keep both feet firmly on the ground, DUH!

By the way, my net is out in this week's issue of BattleBabies! magazine. Buy it, cut out my net, build me and fill me with money! Then you could have the edge in a baby-eating battle? Or just have a nice place to store your pennies.

BUY IT RIGHT NOW

Merci beau-coup!

spot the baby eater

Ni Hao! Bethany in China, on the Great Wall! Supposedly you can see it from space. Does that mean you can see me from space too?

Too tired from walking forever to plug the magazine, just go out and buy it. The first issue is only 99p! You get loads of information and interviews with famous papercraft, graffiti artists and indie film directors, as well as super-cool nets to build!
Do it. DO IT!

See you next time, probably from Mongolia or something, judging by how long this wall is.

Not sure I'm actually meant to be swimming in here...

Bethany finally finds some clear blue water to have a dip in, the first one since I set off on my adventure.

It's not a beach, and it's a bit creepy that it's a mausoleum, but it'll do.

It's great to be at the Taj Mahal in Agra, India!
I'm going to soak until my skin goes pruney.

BUY THE MAGAZINE!!!

Ok, now it's too cold -_-

Bethany actually, literally chilling in the frozen ice hotel of Sweden.

Brrr.

Brrrrrr!!

Ch-ch-check out our n-n-new advert for the w-w-website......

*shivering*

Bethany chilling in Rio de Janeiro with Jesus and his crew.

They all think I'm so cool, they have to worship me.

The Brazilians I met are really into crafts and things so I think the magazine will sell loads here >:D
It's nice to be in a warm climate, but Bethany's hair gets frizzy in high humidity! :'(

Bethany's Travels

Whazzaaap? It's Bethany of the Swollen Head here, off on a magical worldwide adventure to spread the word about BattleBabies!

Each week I'll be in a new location, advertising, plugging and shamelessly selling myself out to get as much publicity as is grotesquely possible for the magazine and website.

Please please please please PLEASE follow me and check back to the blog every so often to keep tabs on where I am and what I'm doing!

Do it! It'll be ridiculously exciting!

By the way, I'm in New York City right now. Check out the beautiful cityscape behind me! I'm so happy, I'll do so much shopping and stuff!
Also, we're filming an advert for the television and website...I'm gonna be so famous!

Bethany out.